missing-strings:

Can’t say my mom was too happy with my senior pictures…

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barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

(Source: samandriel)

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chadleymacguff:

incubecfrmmars:

What the fuck is in the Malik blood? This is insane. Holy geezus…

i’m feeling very attacked right now

(Source: calumpayne)

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sxngsof:

The Front Bottoms - Swimming Pool

sxngsof:

The Front Bottoms - Swimming Pool

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urbancatfitters:

i wish i was a cute youtuber but im boring and bad at everything

(Source: urbancatfitters)

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Fuck, my tea.
me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

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