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versaceslut:

basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media

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drjotarokujo:

when you meet someone cool

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when that person thinks you’re cool

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when you become cool friends with that person

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when you do cool stuff together

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Last week, I may have gone too far. I’ll explain it quickly. Basically, I found out where he gets his clothes dry-cleaned. Custom ordered the same suit, made with tear-away velcro. And… you can fill in the rest.

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clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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shouldnt:

what a time to be alive

shouldnt:

what a time to be alive

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hi:

my friend hasn’t had sex in like 2 months and his snapchats to me are the most depressing thirsty cries for help I’ve ever seen omg

hi:

my friend hasn’t had sex in like 2 months and his snapchats to me are the most depressing thirsty cries for help I’ve ever seen omg

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emilyisobsessed:

nosdrinker:

let us all remember the greatest american idol audition

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